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Hey everybody, what's up? Well the truth is I really don't care what you people got going on in your life but I'm here to tell you what I've got on my mind and whatever else happens here in my room on Sunday 1:10 A.M. Here we go: On Wednesday, I stayed afterschool and met up with my friend Phil. I showed him a very nice - but broken - watch I found in the Boy's lockeroom. I asked him if he could fix it but he didn't have any spare lithium watch batteries on him. Who would anyway? I would, but I don't have any in the first place so yeah...



On Tuesday - I know I went backwards - I stayed afterschool and screwed around after I couldn't find my teacher because I was stayin after school for some tutor/test retake stuff. I learned two things from that day: #1 NEVER run outside for 10 minutes in the cold and lock yourself outside of school, #2 the Japanese are strange.



On Thursday - this one is good - I got called a man whore. The stupidest part about that is I didn't even do anything. I mean it this time too. I just walk into class and . . . BOOM. I get the strangest girl to come up to me and tell, and I quote "You broke all the rules, you are a man whore." My response was "You're wrong. I didn't break all the rules. I broke 19/20, so ha." She was prabably gonna slap if the teacher hadn't walked in at that very moment.
Also I plaid the Piano in 1st and 4th hour. I plaid alright. Not as amazing as Evan something-or-other.



Bye

Lost

No this is not about the amazingly stupid show on God knows what channel but this has to do with very simple concept of; lost. What I mean is that when you need something - like your pencil - and it was just in your hand. So you have to spend endless minutes trying to find out where the stupid pencil is and you can't find it so you give up never to try again. Suddenly you get the crazy idea to actually look in your hand, and what do you know? There it is, then you kick yourself in the face (yes that's possible) as you wonderin at your stupidity. Well that's all. Bye.

Star Wars PSA: Vader Dad and Lightsabers

So after I finished watching the 300 PG version video on Youtube, I got bored and through a very long difficult two hours of watching horrible movies I found a couple that were pretty funny. Like the title says it has to do with Star Wars. They are pretty strange but they're funny like these three sqiurrels with light sabers. I know, it's strange but still funny. So I was wonderin while I was takin a shower earlier why people buy bath tubs. It's like swimming in your own filth. It's disgusting. Speaking of disgusting in biology today we got to touch the blueprint of life, A.K.A white, snotty stuff which is surprisingly called DNA. It was strange. Worst of all I never got to ring the bell. :(

Oh well. I'm certain many of you have seen Jeff Dunham's very special Christmas special. So I would like to point out the Achmed was funny and I put him on my iPod. I put Jingle Bombs. IT IS FUNNY, NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT, NOT EVEN GOD. Well maybe only He can change that.

300 - PG Version

If you ever go on youtube.com and your bored go watch 300 pg version. It's the funniest thing ever. I saw it and I laughed for so long. Anyway Thanksgiving break was alright but I got sick and it sucked but . . . I did the Black Friday thing and woke up early to shop but I got hungry so I had breakfast at K-Mart. It wasn't amazing but it was OK. Then I had lunch at the New Yasmeen Bakery in Dearborn. If you have not eaten at New Yasmeen or don't even know what it is then I have no respect for you what so ever and I should whack you in the back of the head with a newspaper until you go and eat there. It mostly serves Arabic food - OK I lied it serves only Arabic food - and a variety of sweets, drinks and whatever else an average person needs. I took a picture of the place on my phone because I love it so much. UM... I kinda don't know what else to right about but I do know one thing: right now I am listening to a song called Debussy. It's mostly piano, violin and some other thing. It's by The Black Mages. Since I know some Japanese I get what they are saying but if you don't then you'll get bored and turn it off. Now you're thinking it's weird that I'm listening to Japanese but I'm gonna let you know right now, I listen to German, Arabic, Spanish, Latin, Japanese, and English (DUH). OK Bye.

Accident

On Saturday November 22, 08 I had a very painful accident. I woke up and found that my radio was on. I listened to it for about an hour, then I took it downstairs. When I unplugged it from the wall, I accidentally touched the metal part of the plug and i got a very painful shock up my left arm. It was veeeeery painful. ALRIGHT NOW SOMETHING HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPITALS. I SHOULD STOP THAT. That's better. Now I just fell out of my chair and my arm hurts and Lauren is laughing at me. I am gonna make a smiley face :)
UM I am clueless I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRIGHT ABOUT. I'M WRIGHTING IN CAPITALS AGAIN. Here are 10 cooler things I'm gonna do before I die.

1- Make a movie called Scorpions on a Bus.

2- Eat a scorpion

3- Punch Arnold Schwarzenegger

4- Throw a pie at George W. Bush

5- Jump out of a 45 storey window

6- Give a hug to every midget in the state of Texas

7- Find a leprechaun and steal its treasure

8- Blow up a watermelon

9- Cut a volcano in half using an atom slicer ray thing

10- Drink every container that has coke in it - whether it is a can, bottle, bowl, or whatever - until it is dry


OK only a couple of words to go so in honor of showing that I am smart I'm going to spell my ABC's in all capitals. Oh yeah I'm amazing.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Now for the lowercase
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.

Annoying People

Have you ever wanted to be left alone but people keep on asking you what's wrong so then you punch them ( don't try it unless you want suspension). Or maybe the person you hate is sitting write next to you and they keep on going on and on and on about the stupidest thing and it just blows you're mind that someone could be that annoying. Maybe someone keeps on bragging about there new shoes or something retarded like Crocs (those ugly a** shoes that look like colored swiss cheese) and you can't phathom why they even bought them in the first place. Who was the dumba** that decided Crocs were a good idea anyway.

Sunny D v.s. Hawaiian Punch

So what do you like better, Sunny D or Hawaiian Punch?

I can't decide but if I had to I would choose the strawberryorange Sunny D. As I'm typing this I am drinking the Lemonade Hawaiian Punch. It is very hard for me not to drink these drinks when they are at my home. This also brings up a very old topic: Pepsi or Coke. Personally I like Coke but if there is nothing but Pepsi in my room, well... then I'll drink that. Here is a funny link to a video on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfxwXneCtEM There are still some more things I want to ask about like . . . have you guys ever heard of Moon Mist. It's like a clone of Sierra Mist except it tastes worse. Also anything diet is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

Especially diet Coke, but the worst thing ever is drinking juice or pop AFTER you brush your teeth. It tastes so bad. I had it this morning. It pretty much ruined my morning.

10 Things I Will Do Before I Die

1- Bungy Jump off a cliff

2- Set a T.V. on fire and throw it off a cliff

3- Set a T.V. on fire and throw it out of a plane

4- Bungy jump out of a plane

5- Sky Dive

6- Eat a shark

7- Drop balloons over the northwest part of Russia

8- Ride a lion

9- Discover if the Lock Ness monster really exists

10- Fly out of prison on a helicopter chasing a runaway

Put Videos From Youtube On Your iPod

Hey, you want to put videos from Youtube on to your iPod or Phone but you don't know how? It's very easy just go to Vixy.net - I said .NET not .COM - then put in the URL of the video you want to convert, choose the fromat (I use mp4 for my iPod and my phone) and click START. If you don't know what a URL is, it's what you type into the address bar to go to the site you want to go to. Here is a link http://vixy.net/

There are other sites that can convert videos from sites other than YOUTUBE but I don't know any. There are some other siteed that are faster than Vixy, but I don't like them.

If vixy.net says something like "Header Error" or "Cannot resolve address, Youtube Down?". It just means that their servers are being used a lot and your conversion didn't work. All you have to do is wait a couple of minutes. Maybe about 30 - 45 minutes then give it annother shot. Also on some rare occasions, the video you converted may not have sound. I didn't bother trying to fix but I think all you have to do is re-download it again. Also your video might stop downloading around 50%. Just leave it alone, I left mine alone for about an hour and it worked again. Don't reload your page or else you will have to start over again and you might get an error.

Finally when your video is done converting, click the thing that says "Download the converted video." Then a new window will pop up asking you if you want to "run" the program or "save" the program. Click save and a new window will pop up asking you where to savve it. Pick anywhere you want and wait for it to transfer to your destination. It will take about 5 minutes. Then you are able to play it whenever you want.

Discussion

"So go ahead and tell me. What's he up to."


"He's done it. He mastered it."


"We are screwed so bad."


"Eromeni, don't talk like that. You think God, will let that happen to us."said my mother. Eromeni is my friend from when I still was "allowed" to come to Heaven. I've told her everything I told to my mom.


"So that bastard has gained total power over the darkness in hell has he, well I could stillprobably kick his ass like I used to."


"Mom, what you're talking about is impossible. Even I couldn't hit him, and he's teaching every back in hell how to do it. Pretty soon, we're gonna have some trouble." This news I hadn't told them made their jaws drop to the floor.


"How could you leave something like that out?"


"Sorry. It just didn't seem right because

Free

I had left hell and escaped to heaven. It was during the Agkelis wars, during the birth of the universe. God had announced that he was going to go to Earth sometime soon, but Dad didn't like the idea of the all powerful God going down to Earth in the form of a man. So he in all his infinitely small wisdom decided that while God was away, he would play. He rounded up all the other angels who felt the same and began to fulfill his own orders. God had forseen this and had Archangel Michael lead the forces of good angels against the devil.




1,000 Years Later








By now hell had already been created and the angels had won. But the war still went on because some angels were converting to my fathers belief that God should not need to become a man. Also my father wanted power, power which was God's and God's alone. My father, Lucifer found out I was his son when he was cast down to the pits of hell. I had already been born a demon, but only half.




For that reason he made my eternal life its own hell. So I ran away. I tried to escape to Heaven but its not that easy when your the son of the person that started a war that tore it up. But nevertheless i made it beyond the gates of hell and found my self in the Anamoni Domatio. This is sorta the waiting room for people who have not decided if they finished what they wanted to do in the human world. I just kept on running and running until I found Heaven's gate, but when I reached it; I was stopped by the Cherubim and their swords of fire. Then the interrogations began.

"What are you doing here, unholy demon?" asked the taller of the 4 angels.

" I want to see my mother. Perhaps you've heard of her? Are you familiar with the Angel of Death?"I asked my voice clear and loud, showing no sign of fear. But the fear on their faces was priceless.

"Right this way... um, excuse me sir what is your name? asked the shortest of the group.

"My name is Diabolos Gios."

"The son of Lucifer. That cannot be, you were banished from here right after your creation. There is no way you would have been able to pass through the gates of hell, nonetheless make it all the way here." stated the first cherubim.

"I am not aware of any banishment, besides I'm only half demon. I can virtually go anywhere I want. Now let me pass."

"We cannot do that. After what you just told us we cannot allow you to pass."

"Why in God's name can't you let me pass. You were just about to 10 seconds ago."

"We cannot let you pa-"

"I is fine Gregoir. I will take full responsibility"

"Hey mom, how ya been."

"I've been fine, and how about you Julius. How have you been doing?"

"If you must know, I live in two hells"

" Well, forget about that, you came here to tell me something didn't you?" said my mom her smile gone, her face totally serious.

"We need to go somewhere private."
"Alright."