Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Accident

On Saturday November 22, 08 I had a very painful accident. I woke up and found that my radio was on. I listened to it for about an hour, then I took it downstairs. When I unplugged it from the wall, I accidentally touched the metal part of the plug and i got a very painful shock up my left arm. It was veeeeery painful. ALRIGHT NOW SOMETHING HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPITALS. I SHOULD STOP THAT. That's better. Now I just fell out of my chair and my arm hurts and Lauren is laughing at me. I am gonna make a smiley face :)
UM I am clueless I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRIGHT ABOUT. I'M WRIGHTING IN CAPITALS AGAIN. Here are 10 cooler things I'm gonna do before I die.

1- Make a movie called Scorpions on a Bus.

2- Eat a scorpion

3- Punch Arnold Schwarzenegger

4- Throw a pie at George W. Bush

5- Jump out of a 45 storey window

6- Give a hug to every midget in the state of Texas

7- Find a leprechaun and steal its treasure

8- Blow up a watermelon

9- Cut a volcano in half using an atom slicer ray thing

10- Drink every container that has coke in it - whether it is a can, bottle, bowl, or whatever - until it is dry


OK only a couple of words to go so in honor of showing that I am smart I'm going to spell my ABC's in all capitals. Oh yeah I'm amazing.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Now for the lowercase
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Annoying People



Have you ever wanted to be left alone but people keep on asking you what's wrong so then you punch them ( don't try it unless you want suspension). Or maybe the person you hate is sitting write next to you and they keep on going on and on and on about the stupidest thing and it just blows you're mind that someone could be that annoying. Maybe someone keeps on bragging about there new shoes or something retarded like Crocs (those ugly a** shoes that look like colored swiss cheese) and you can't phathom why they even bought them in the first place. Who was the dumba** that decided Crocs were a good idea anyway.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Sunny D v.s. Hawaiian Punch

So what do you like better, Sunny D or Hawaiian Punch?

I can't decide but if I had to I would choose the strawberryorange Sunny D. As I'm typing this I am drinking the Lemonade Hawaiian Punch. It is very hard for me not to drink these drinks when they are at my home. This also brings up a very old topic: Pepsi or Coke. Personally I like Coke but if there is nothing but Pepsi in my room, well... then I'll drink that. Here is a funny link to a video on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfxwXneCtEM There are still some more things I want to ask about like . . . have you guys ever heard of Moon Mist. It's like a clone of Sierra Mist except it tastes worse. Also anything diet is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!
Especially diet Coke, but the worst thing ever is drinking juice or pop AFTER you brush your teeth. It tastes so bad. I had it this morning. It pretty much ruined my morning.